oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via thehalfassvegetarian)

legochesters:

Arguing about books vs. ebooks is like arguing about cake vs. also cake.

(Source: caperqueen, via thehalfassvegetarian)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via hauntedhousewife)